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About Me Member Deviously Deviant mysickriffs13/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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yes people, i'm back!

Thu May 21, 2009, 4:10 PM
  • Mood: Longing
  • Listening to: rise against, vampire weekend, etc...
  • Reading: MARVEL BI-ATCH!
  • Watching: My CPU screen
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: My saliva..... MY saliva....
[x] You woke up with a boner. (a lot.... megan fox dreams... ahh...)
[x] Your taller than 5'5". (i am 5'5")
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[x] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] You curse like a sailor
[x ] You scratch your nuts in public. (only if i REALLY need to...)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (once or twice, teehee)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 18/24

Tits!:

[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.(she was to drunk)
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[x] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (funny you should mention that... my dream was that chuck norris fed johnny depp his intestines!!!)
Girl Score- 4/24

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  • Current Residence: La Habra, CA
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...
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  • Interests: Guitar, Movies, Photography, Music and Books
  • Favourite movie: Dark Knight/No Country for Old Men
  • Favourite band or musician: The Junior Varsity/The Airborn Toxic Event/ Boys Like Girls
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: ...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost
  • Favourite photographer: ...
  • Favourite style of art: Nature/Abstract
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: 3rd Gen Ipod Nano
  • Shell of choice: ...
  • Wallpaper of choice: ...
  • Skin of choice: ...
  • Favourite game: Far Cry/ Fable/ Pariah
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64 BITCHES!
  • Favourite cartoon character: ...
  • Personal Quote: Try for it. No matter what happens, you will have succeeded in your heart.
  • Tools of the Trade: A Kodak Easy Share Digital Cam, and a Cell Phone Cam

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Comments


:iconcapturingtwilight:
i miss uuuuuuuuu

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I'm falling into memories of you....
:iconcapturingtwilight:
hahahahahahahahaha look at my journal crushing sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard

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I'm falling into memories of you....
:iconwolfboy607:
plz check my jounal ASAP.

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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
:iconcapturingtwilight:
how are you? does your wrist hurt a lot?

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I'm falling into memories of you....
:iconkataraxaang4ever101:
Hey come to my chat :D

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Drew Fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of teenagers do or has tried drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren'
:iconkyuubirocks101:
[link]

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Frankie: That's why I changed it. Vally. VALLY
Girl: No! VALLI.
Frankie: Why?
Girl: Y is a bullshit letter. Is it a vowel or a consenant? And you're Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. It says "this is who I am. You don't like it, you can go fuck yourself"
:iconwolfboy607:
dam, i have to say, your fairly popular (ugh...)
and you have nice works...

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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
:iconsilverpelt15:
uve been tagged, c my journal

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the tiger is silent, it's only its prey that wails
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98% of teenagers do or has tried drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
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Oh, look! I'm being ignored again!!!
:iconmysickriffs:
nuuuuu!!!! i dun wanna!!!!!

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I NEED MAH PAGEVIEWS! GNARR! FACEPALM!
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I took my love to violet hill. There she sat, so silent and still. And I said,\"If you love me, won\'t you let me know?\"

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