[x] Your taller than 5'5". (i am 5'5")
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[x] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[x] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] You curse like a sailor
[x ] You scratch your nuts in public. (only if i REALLY need to...)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[x] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[x] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (once or twice, teehee)
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 18/24
Tits!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.(she was to drunk)
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[x] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (funny you should mention that... my dream was that chuck norris fed johnny depp his intestines!!!)
Girl Score- 4/24









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Girl: No! VALLI.
Frankie: Why?
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and you have nice works...
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sonaffa-bitch..... say it out loud, whats it sound like?
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the tiger is silent, it's only its prey that wails
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98% of teenagers do or has tried drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
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Oh, look! I'm being ignored again!!!
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I took my love to violet hill. There she sat, so silent and still. And I said,\"If you love me, won\'t you let me know?\"
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